McStop - Pollin’
If you have a phone book and a phone, chances are you put out a poll.
Everyone from the LA Times to Reuters to Fox to some dingdong named Rasmussen is joining the poll party. Seriously. Stop now. Obama is up 4 points, up 11 points, down 4 points when matched evenly, up 6 points when polling took place outside, down 3 points if you asked rudely, down 25 points in West Virginia suburbs only. Come on.
It doesn’t mean anything. For all we know McCain is waiting until the weekend before the election to propose a flat tax, we’ll have no time to debunk it, and then he’ll ride that tax myth wave to victory.
So stop teasing me. I’m just going to say my chants, light my Obama candles, register some voters, cross all my fingers, avoid ladders, cats and the number 13, and ask Santa very nicely for an early voting Christmas.
Change. Hope. Believe. Stop. Polling.
About The Author - pinkoKate lives in NYC with the rest of the pinko tribe. She'll write for pretty much anything, as exhibited above. - Visit Kate's site.
I’m going to send my absentee ballot and then slip into a coma until after the election because THE SUSPENSE IS DRIVING ME INSANE.