Monday Red Scare Extravaganza

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: The word of the day is ‘HOLY SHIT OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST’.  The McCain campaign is trying to manufacture a gaffe out of Barack’s “spread the wealth” comment. Look for the liberal media to happily play along. Meanwhile Financial Times just endoursed Obama. What do you expect? It’s a pink newspaper.

In an unrelated note, I finally made my way over to Café Grumpy. Holy crap this is the best freakin’ coffee in the entirety of fake America! It may have something to do with their two $11,000 Clover coffee machines. Just a guess. Seriously. Do yourself a favor. If you live in Manhattan, head over to west 20th street and grab yourself a cup. If you don’t live here, get in your car and start driving. Forget work! Just lie and tell your boss you’re too scared of Obama’s tax plan to leave the house. He’ll totally understand.

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4 Responses

  1. yeah we KNOW from communists here at Pinko.

  2. Remind people about the horror show in Iraq? YES! MCCAIN! DO THAT!

  3. i’m so glad you had the coffee! in fake america, we call it, drinking the koolaid…

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