I know that that many of us grew up without attention spans and are preoccupied with the triumph of the global Jewish conspiracy financial crisis, so I thought we should have a rundown of some of the other news no one is paying attention to:
* a powerful Congolese warlord has declared his intent for a full-scale resumption [...]
A friend pointed out that yes, yes maybe it’s hard to call up a Supreme Court case you disagree with and it’s possible that she knows other ones but they are so focused on social issues she didn’t want to mention them. (Lawrence v. Texas anyone?) But what about June’s Supreme Court ruling that let [...]
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Tonight is the big moose-dressing Palin v. Biden showdown! But don’t get too excited: Palin’s 2006 debate opponent says she is formidable, and the format of tonight’s debates (short answers, no followup) plays to her strengths. Here is some video of Palin debating in 2006; not bad. The polls are looking good [...]
So I’ve been around babies a lot lately and then I got an action alert that was all FIRE RETARDANTS WILL HARM YOUR KIDS! And I was all oh shit! They won’t just harm your kids; they will retard your kids. They’re retardants. I will retard one of my friends babies. I don’t want to [...]
Americablog just posted photos, then a slow motion video (below) showing McCain at a speech this morning. During the speech he had two weird facial twitches, then got lost on stage. A mini-stroke? Bells palsy? Actual realization that he’s made Sarah Palin second in line to be leader of the free world? CRYSTAL METH? Decide [...]
If Sarah Palin thinks homosexuality is a choice, and she also thinks that dinosaurs roamed the Earth at the same time as people, what was her position on Barney, the lovable but fey purple dinosaur who (helped by his dinosaur friend BJ mmmm hmmmm) comes magically to life and helps children read. Sarah, did this [...]
They are. Really. Same with Sarah Palin! She has a lesbian friend. That means she won’t judge people, or take away anyone’s rights.
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