Archive for October, 2008

Tuesday: Clothing Wars.

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: One week from today we’ll be voting! Let’s hope the weather is better. And the World Series is over. As it stands now things are strong for Obama, who delivered his “closing argument” speech yesterday. John McCain has been forgetting a lot of things lately. First he forgot some of his key endorsers. [...]

OMFG!!! ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT!!!

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Holy crap. After a long and agonizing 21 months the campaign is now in its final week. We’ll admit, the recent polls are encouraging. That’s why here at pinko we are lowering the threat level from “OMFG! FLORIDA 2000 ALL OVER AGAIN!” to the less severe “Yeah… well… I believe it when [...]

Wednesday: Infomercial day!

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS. I’m panicked again! The Drudge Report is hawking a poll that shows Obama only up two. Is it narrowing? Guh. By every other metric it’s still fine; Obama is winning early voting dramatically; polls still look good; and this possible new McCain intrigue (that ex-Romney staffers are sabotaging the McCain campaign for [...]

It’s just so enjoyable.

Jindal 2012!

My friend Rupa is obsessed with Republican Louisiana Governor Bobby “Piyush” Jindal in ways that are possibly unhealthy and potentially erotic. It’s all the earnest talk about hard work and that time in college that he performed those exorcisms that really drive the crowd wild. Accordingly Rupa noticed this little item dinging her Bobby Jindal [...]

Associations

Republican Senator Ted Stevens was found guilty today of seven counts of making false statements on his financial disclosure forms and could now face up to five years in prison. And yes, he is currently running for re-election.
If you’re not sure who Ted Stevens is, he’s the guy in the fur vest standing next to [...]

Conservatives find an answer to MSNBC.

In a haste to get to MSNBC.com and see the latest news about Sarah Palin’s $150,000 wardrobe Barack Obama’s policy proposals, PinkoStirling quickly typed in MSBC.com instead of MSNBC. Expecting to swoon over Rachel Maddow the latest campaign news you can imagine his surprise when the typo took him not to America’s most trusted? best [...]

Monday Red Scare Extravaganza

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: The word of the day is ‘HOLY SHIT OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST’.  The McCain campaign is trying to manufacture a gaffe out of Barack’s “spread the wealth” comment. Look for the liberal media to happily play along. Meanwhile Financial Times just endoursed Obama. What do you expect? It’s a pink newspaper.
In an [...]

The holocaust “brand” and the Jewish vote.

Editors note: This piece was posted briefly last night with most of it missing and with comments disabled, because of anti-semitism a problem with Wordpress. Please read in full! 
Everyone wants a piece of the Jews these days. In two separate articles in the Oct 27th issue of The New Yorker, various Gentiles try to claim the [...]

The view from Philadelphia.

Hi all! I’m in Pennsylvania for the weekend, part to canvass for Obama and part for the Posters for the People expo & book launch. I have flogged it before and will again but Ennis Carter and Design for Social Impact’s Posters for the People: Art of the WPA is now firmly in my filthy pinko [...]