CNN = Star Trek.

Jessica Yellin just appeared by hologram. Also Wolf Blitzer looks like Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf Blitzer! Lol. And Campbell Brown is a pretty compelling Janeway. Seriously though watch CNN for a few minutes just to see this shit.

[Updated] Now with video: CNN totally jumps the fucking shark and FUCKING BEAMS SOMEONE IN!

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  1. Ted Koppel was commentating with the BBC’s David Dimbleby, but they’ve shoved him off for Anna Greenberg. Ricky Gervais just interviewed. Claimed he doesn’t vote much even in Britain. Brilliant and knowledgeable talking head. Nail-biting stuff.

  2. Worf Blitzer. That is an automatic classic, right there. Tell me you just made that up. I can’t believe noone thought of it before.

    Hah!

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