Go vote, get a sex toy.
Talk about blue states ...
Seriously, courtesy Babeland. If you vote today, over the next week you can get something called “the maverick,” which is a “cushy soft penis sleeve” with “nubby tendrils.” Frankly I’ve been around the block a few times and this “maverick” is something I can’t even begin to understand, but unfortunately for you Pinko will report back. Ladies get the “silver bullet,” a (I’m told) extremely effective mini-vibrator. That’s pretty great. After the jump, the full details and press release from Babeland (or click here) but that’s pretty great.
From Babeland:
If the Maverick rhetoric in the presidential campaigns is doing anything, we hope it’s motivating everyone to get out and vote. Which is why we’re giving away a real Maverick, absolutely FREE to all voters. All men, not just Joe Six Pack, love the Maverick sleeve($20 value). He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.Wait, it gets better. We’ve got one more enticement. A free Silver Bullet ($15 value), because that’s what our country needs right now, a magical solution to difficult problems. Babeland’s most popular compact mini-vibe feels fantastic and is a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!
Bring a voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor that you cast a ballot on November 4th and we’ll give you either a free Maverick sleeve or a Silver Bullet. This offer is good at any Babeland location in New York and Seattle November 4-11.
About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.
if anyone has ever used “the maverick” please enlighten us
Is there an open thread for polling place reports? I don’t have time to conclusively search for the answer to that question myself — I’m running late for work. Point being: Van Nuys, San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles California — 70 minute line. Has never been a line in any of the previous three elections.