Pinko’s Top Election Themed Facebook Status Messages
Facebook.
The Facebook status is the new bumper sticker. Here is how our friends are making their opinions known while, like, totally screwing their resale value.
Dillon has been waiting for this day since November 4th 2004.
Benjamin K already vorted.
Mark is too radical. is too risky.
Henry M is back from standing in line for nearly two hours. He is very glad he vetoed.
Vetoed? Oh no!
Henry M realizes he can’t spell this afternoon, but he did vote.
Phew!
Beaux just choted for vange.
Ian just pulled a lever that will propel this country into the future. Just watch, tomorrow will arrive as planned.
Andrew E almost had to get out of line due to a raging election erection but then thought about Barbara Bush.
ewww.
Wade is taking wagers on whether Ralph Nader or Alan Keyes will get more votes for President.
T-Dog enjoys starting her day at 6:30am, voting for presidents and eating chocolate croissants.
Stephen G was finally allowed to vote after 2 hours of delay, but couldn’t find his favorite American Idol on the list.
Jim wants to know if we can have our country back now.
Tom O is gonna break it down for all you MA voters: OBAMA, NO on Question 1, YES on Question 2, and YES on Question 3. VOTE!!!
And the winner is…
James M won’t tell you who he voted for, but he will say his first name rhymes with “Not”, and his last name rhymes with “The Old Guy.”
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ha ha that picture is funny
Get it? Its a book made out of faces!