Cooking with Fur
Nov 15th, 2008 | By Stirling | Category: Politics
French animal rights activists, apparently mistaking Lindsay Lohan and her fur stole for a pad of butter,
attempted to make a roux by pelting her with flour as she tried to enter the VIP Room Theater in Paris.
Why flour? How else would you
make a roux?
Alternately they may have been trying to keep her from sticking to a countertop.
From PETA Europe's Robbie LeBlanc:
"Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
OK. Yeah, I'm still not getting the whole flour thing.
This is not the first time that Loho's fur obsession has made headlines. Back in May
she stole somebody's dead grandmother's coat and used it as an ashtray for three weeks.
Sexy.
Updated: It's spelled roux, not rue. We like, totally knew that.
File Under: Flour, French cooking, Lindsay Lohan, PETA
GIRL. It is spelled “roux.”
(also: flour is insanely hard to clean from a fur. If you add water to it, it turns to paste. Simply dusting it off doesn’t work. So you have to, like, manually remove all the dusty bits without getting too sweaty.)
Google lied to me. Post has been updated to reflect the obvious…