Looking for the perfect gift for that special billionaire in your life? The Upgrader has a great roundup of high end men’s accessories that are skipping the leather and instead using good old fashioned canvas. Of course, most of the items on the list rely heavily on leather trim, leather laces, and tons of leather-for-leather’s-sake [...]
In the spirit of the season, here is something someone else did that is way funnier than anything I came up with. Enjoy your Tofurkey!
In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: It’s OK. We don’t like your family either. I’m glad you’ve decided to spend Thanksgiving reading Pinko instead.
To kick things off, It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without something totally horrific from PETA. You’re welcome. If you still need more they have a family themed video game called “Mama Kills Animals“. You stay classy [...]
Sen. Saxby Chambliss’s nose looks like a penis. He is also in the greatest battle of his political career against Democratic rival Jim Martin. Since neither of them secured a 50% majority on election day, the race is now headed to a runoff. There is only one thing to do in this situation: SEND IN [...]
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Do you remember Joe the Plumber? No? Bald guy? Kinda looks like Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper? You know, Joe the Plumber! Anyway, there was this guy Joe the Plumber who was kind of a big deal once. Not anymore. Now he is cutting informercials for VelocityStore.com, a company that sells digital [...]
It’s funny ‘cus it’s true…
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Stirling here. Ben is stranded on a frigid rock in the middle of the North Atlantic so I’ve been put in charge of the whole underwear-pictures-and-funny-words thing. Until he can find a piece of driftwood or an overly friendly fisherman willing to bring him back to civilization, let’s review some of the [...]
In a word: very.
Silverton, Oregon, pop. 7,414, just elected what may be the first transgender mayor in US history.
Stu Rasmussen, who identifies himself as a heterosexual man, sports long red hair and breast implants. But voters were more impressed by his knowledge of local issues and his devotion [...]
No seriously:
The Madonna of Orgasm Church (Orgasmens Madonnas kyrka) took an important step toward official recognition in Sweden last week when a court ruled it had the right to be registered as a faith community…
According to the Skånska Dagbladet newspaper, the idea for the church came to Bebeacua, who is the church’s self-appointed cardinal, after [...]
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Sorry for the late start. Our respective employers are trying to kill us. How else would you explain the current workload at our “real jobs”? Still we understand that you demand fresh, daily internets. So be it. When we get fired it’s all your fault.
Naomi Klein has an absolutley devastating article in [...]
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