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Bailout 2: Son of TARP

NEW BAILOUT ALERT!!! NEW BAILOUT ALERT!!!
Again, much thanks to T-Sec Hanky Poo.  This second round of 800 billion goes through without Congressional approval even!  I guess there’s no sense trying to cram this into the news cycle before Thanksgiving.
Anyway, sounds like a lot of money, right?  But the government’s so big.  Surely this is but [...]

Oo-ee, Oo-ah-ah. A former Pentecostal translates that Sarah Palin witchcraft video.

Pentecostals are a Christian sect whose most prominent charcteristic (other than the low entry barrier for ministerial ordination) is a penchant for ecstatic gibberish. In the video that’s been making the rounds (see below) Sarah Palin’s Pastor Muthee prays in English, but I still feel like his message is hard for layfolk to discern.  Because [...]

The best defense is a good offense. And by offense, we mean self-inflicted wound.

Earlier this week, the Supreme Court struck down the DC handgun ban as unconstitutional. The basis for this ruling is the interpretation that handgun ownership is justifiable for the purpose of “self-defense.” On the heels of this ruling, a CNN report cited statistics that 55% of the 31,000 gun deaths that occurred in [...]

Sustainability, NASCAR style

In stock-car country, a concern for matters like fuel efficiency and automotive emissions can be considered a sign of deviant sexual preference. Just one airbrushed #24 Jeff Gordon t-shirt can have carbon emissions exceeding most municipal airports. Nonetheless, when you’re an racecar engine builder like Bruce Crower (Man of the Future), you spend [...]

TSA - Marketing Bribery since 2005

Sometimes, bribery is the only way to make things work. In nations where the systems put in place to manage and govern are hopelessly complicated, corrupt, or broken, a well-placed bribe circumvents what would otherwise be a painful or impossible process.
Since mid-2005, the TSA has been institutionalizing this process by marketing it as a product: [...]

Not Funny Because It’s True

Today is the much-anticipated date of Pope Benedict XVI’s first trip to the US as pontiff. We as a nation are so happy to see him, that we got our best President on the horn and told him to go give that Pope a ride home from the aerodrome. Which reminds me of a [...]

NYC Recycles - A Pinko Semi-Annual Post-Lenten Investigative Reporting Megapost

Well, it’s the first odd-numbered Monday in April, and in Pinkoland that means it’s time for an Investigative Reporting Megapost! This installation: New York City municipal recycling.
Lately I’ve spent lonely nights wondering: what happens to that bottle of honey-mustard once it’s sputtered its last blob? Does my weekend-long pickled egg binge create unnecessary [...]

Congestion Pricing Dead: lamelamelamelamelame

Congestion pricing failed this afternoon when Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver emerged from a closed-door meeting to announce that there wouldn’t even be a vote to determine it’s viability. And with that, $354 million in federal grants for public and sustainable transit evaporates So, if you’re one of the eight non-cabbies that lives [...]

The 2008 Carbon Calculator Round-Up

If anyone is here to remind you what’s important in this world, its people like me who work in advertising. Lately our focus in the ad world has been on something Al Gore told us about called “the environment,” specifically carbon emissions. The advertising industry is particularly at risk because your carbon emissions play [...]