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“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive VP Tracy Reiman “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to [...]
Awhile back I made a joke about the Great Pacific garbage patch being a good place to take a sexy get away with Oscar the Grouch. If I had been more intuitive I would have written the post about David de Rothschild instead, because the banking heir and kids book author is taking a “I [...]
In China, pandas are watching panda porn to try and get revved up to make babies:
Clearly, we now know that pandas are actually human male teenagers. The evidence:
1. Pandas are loners, and usually only bang during a three day mating season (homecoming weekend) so breeders are facilitating familiarization exercises to acquaint them with [...]
than irrelevant white guys. A strawberry farmer in Idaho vying for Larry Craig’s seat will appear on the ballot as, simply, Pro-Life. The independent formerly known as Marvin Richardson gave his tactic a whirl when he ran (unsuccessfully) for Governor in ‘06. For those of you disillusioned by the voting system, rest assured that [...]
So, a New York custodian started his late night shift cleaning up the residual gluttony of a regular day at Times Square, and then KABOOM! Barack Obama suporters went fundamentalist and blew up New York just like his cousin Osama. Ok not quite, but this lovely lady was kind enough to warn youtubers of the [...]
I’ve been feeling a little stir crazy, stuffed in a place my office refers to as the “intern pen” and being bombarded with other young journalists’ groundbreaking ideas and analysis (plus their life problems) for hours on end. I need a serious vacation. A nice island vacay was due.
Being that Maui is totally pedestrian, I [...]
This video is good: an essay by Dinelle Lucchesi …
Did I say essay? I meant list. I’m too busy drinking a vitamin water, coveting coffee and feeling paranoid someone will notice my jeans are from The Gap. I can’t believe I just publicized that. Maybe instead of coffee I’ll have a kombucha. Anyways, [...]
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