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Toads Predicted China Earthquake

A China buff lamented yesterday that the nation’s technological prowess had devolved. “Why, if the Chinese had come to know so much about earthquakes so early on in their immensely long history, were they never able to minimize the[ir] effects?” Why couldn’t they predict even a humongous earthquake like this one?
Maybe they could. [...]


Paintball Gets the “Terrorist Enhancement” Treatment

If you often find yourself longing for the halcyon days when paintball was just paintball, you’re not alone. The sport has fallen prey to an international conspiracy of jihadists. Because they used it to train for terror attacks, you can’t use it to let off a little steam on a Saturday afternoon. Unless, [...]


Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden, gynocrats.

Incensed over cable networks’ liberal use of administration stooges to rally support for the war in Iraq? Pshaw! Military analysts have nothing on Marc Rudov.
In Rudov’s world (imaginatively titled, in a riff on Bill O’Reilly’s hallowed “No Spin Zone”, the “No Nonsense Territory”) the real evildoers are the “Gynocrats like Hillary Clinton and Man-Hater-in-Chief [...]