Gay Marry It or Abort It
Gay Marry It … Or Abort It? Sarah Palin edition.
Okay. I really want to write about something other than Sarah Palin but I’m just obsessed. Everyone is. What will we learn next!? Did she really call Barack Obama “sambo?” Is there more news about the trooper? What books did she try to ban!? Is Todd really the father of the down syndrome baby? For [...]
Gay Marry It… or Abort It? Mile High Edition
It’s only been two years, but now, finally, the political season is finally really getting started! The Olympics are over. School is back in session. People are beginning to pay attention. The Democrats have chosen Joe Biden as their VP. (The Republicans have chosen Mitt Romney as their VP, but they’re going to hold off [...]
Gay Marry It … or Abort It? 8/18/08
So the Olympics are in full swing and I have a thing or two to say about them. First, Michael Phelps is toe-up. I’m sorry. Second, how great was the synchronized diving? I love how they get right out of the pool and shower together it’s so precious. Lastly, why does NBC want that gymnast [...]
Gay Marry It … or Abort It? 08.03.08 Edition
I’m back from a week on the magnificent shores of Ocean City, Maryland where a mother-fucking SHARK washed up ten blocks away from my house. Hide the kids! This is the DAY of the show y’all. Amazing. And while I did miss out on the shocking Montauk monster and the Great Riptide Panic of [...]
Gay Marry It… Or Abort It? Summer Vacation Edition
Lots of crazy stuff happened this week. Ryan Seacrest proved that you shouldn’t swim for at least two hours after having Rhinoplasty. John McCain proved that the entire Republican platform now consists of whining about Barack Obama. And rapper Nas proved that threating Bill O’Rielly with cannibalism actually counts as elevating the debate over at [...]
Gay Marry It … Or Abort It? 07/22/08 Edition
So much went down since Bastille Day, our last Gay Marry It … or Abort It? John McCain forgot where everything was and kept talking about Czechoslovakia even though it doesn’t exist anymore; Al Gore threw it down on global warming; I ate 14 tubs of queso in Austin, and Shannen Doherty is back on the [...]
Gay Marry It … Or Abort It? July 13th Edition
Tomorrow is Bastille Day, otherwise known as the REAL Independence Day for Pinko leftie commies like us. In a week where Barack Obama was blasted for “getting most of his ideas from Europe,” and where I went to the Shake Shack and did some secret midday eating all up on some Freedom Fries covered in [...]
Barack Obama, abortionist.
When I lived in Philly there was this John McCain 200-year old man who used to stand in front of the Planned Parenthood and ring a huge cow-bell, Paul Revere-style, chanting “this is where they kill the bay-bees,” over and over again, all day. He was great … great in the sense that when you [...]
Keep that shit!
Tila Tequila spawns.
After more than 48 hours of gestation, Ms Tequila gave birth to a boy at a Whole Foods supermarket in West Hollywood. The bag boy from register 7 watched in awe as she pulled the baby from under her skirt after swiping her debit card. “She seemed a bit flustered at first and couldn’t [...]
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