If you love Senator David Vitter, diapers, sex scandals and abject hypocrisy, you’ll love printing out this David Vitter paper doll and dressing him up in a Romney 2012 tshirt and your favorite sex toy.

Sarah Palin’s autobiography, “Going Rogue,” drops November 17th. With a little assist from Wikipedia and babelfish, Pinko has the exclusive and shocking first excerpt. North, the hugeness.

Pinko’s fearless Midwestern Politics Correspondent went to a townhall meeting to stare down some teabaggers and get some affordable healthcare. What did she get? An abortion! From a Democratic congresswoman! And she ISN’T EVEN PREGNANT. The healthcare plan is that bad. Here’s her report.

Manufacturing a grassroots movement isn’t easy. Pinko has obtained seven rejected rally signs that would have been carried at town halls, had they been approved by the radical right’s corporate sponsors. What you are about to see is completely fabricated. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t freak out! (like Death panels! Ahhhh!! They’re going to kill Granny!)

Health care reform takes a hit, plus: Levi shows it off; Tom Delay plans to drop it low; two videos you need to see; a surprise celebrity takes on Glenn Beck; and a surprise Stalinist was a sexxxxy teen. The best and worst, most hot/not of the last week in politics, activism and news.

Here’s what you should bring if you want to attend a meeting, have a nice day with your family and save Grandma.

President Obama today announced his new “Death Panel,” which immediately began deliberating subjectively about the “level of productivity in society” offered by Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s parents and baby with Down Syndrome.

With controversy heating up about the President’s real place of birth, Pinko channels the “birthers” for a slideshow speculating on where Barack HUSSEIN Obama may have really been born.

Sarah Barracuda is passing the ball, or whatever crazed metaphor she wants to use. (A grizzly and her cubs?) But like Richard Nixon in the 1960’s, her exit from the political stage will be short lived – and just a prelude to a terrifying second act.

Make-believe Appalachian hiking turned Argentine rendezvous? A brand new real-estate scandal with its very own”gate” name? No matter what the story, It’s been a bad couple of weeks for 2012 Republican front runners. With Mark Sanford and Sarah Palin’s political ambitions both ending in awesomely bad press conferences, one has to wonder if running against Barack Obama is a full blown curse. The only question is who’s next? Pinko has seven possible scenarios.