Celebrity activism
R.I.P. Charlton Heston, 10,000 B.C. - 2008
It was unclear at press time if the authorities where able to pry the gun out of Mr. Heston’s cold, dead hands.
Charlton Heston’s death makes John McCain the world’s oldest living batshit-crazy lolpublican
I have a third one, but seriously, a man is dead. What is wrong with you people me?
Update: Ok, fine. The third one [...]
Chelsea Clinton went to my gay bar.
When I used to live in Philly I frequented Woody’s, the biggest and most known of Philly’s gay bars. One thing to know about Philly: they don’t fuck around. Unlike some of the more manicured gay haunts of New York and San Francisco, Woody’s was unabashedly trashy. Wednesday nights were “chicken night,” in honor [...]
Hillary’s Reverend Wright.
I kind of hate Elton John, mostly because whenever someone important dies (Ryan White, Princess Diana) he just replaces Norma Jean with their name in Candle in the Wind instead of writing something new and then sings it at the funeral and I think that’s tacky.
But today the evidence is mounting that Elton John [...]
For Those of You Who Prefer Government Cheese
An American “Triumph of the Will” with will.i.am as Leni Riefenstahl
Ok, I’m pretty deep in the whole Obamania thing at this point, but I have to admit this video makes me just a little uncomfortable.
And yes, that is Ugly Betty’s own Eric Mabius under all that beard. I think Obama should get to be president based purely on Mabius’ performance as the creepy, naughty Dean [...]
George Clooney, covered in mud.
Is this hot? Nothing makes sense anymore.
Hitchens, Hot Dogs, Chicago 10. I’m SO angry grrrr!
Went to Vanity Fair’s premiere last night of the Chicago 10, a film about the legendary protests and violence at the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago. Though I disagreed with many of the choices (especially the choice to involve Ethan Hawke in any way, particularly in anime form) it’s important to see. Our moment in [...]
Tila Tequila spawns.
After more than 48 hours of gestation, Ms Tequila gave birth to a boy at a Whole Foods supermarket in West Hollywood. The bag boy from register 7 watched in awe as she pulled the baby from under her skirt after swiping her debit card. “She seemed a bit flustered at first and couldn’t [...]
Speaking of Pinkos…Tilda in ‘12
Ice Queen of Narnia, David Bowie Impersonator and recent Oscar Winner Tilda Swinton gets my vote. According to The Guardian she is an “unsettlingly uncompromising woman”. She joined the Communist Party as a student, and said recently that she rejects the “right to pursue happiness” as the heart of the rotten capitalist system. [...]
Hot people vote! Liveblogging Super Tuesday.
I voted this morning on the oldest voting machine ever. The lever was rusted and creaked and if I was extremely old my hand probably would have fallen off trying to pull it, which would mean that I died voting for Barack Obama which is over the top, even for me. There was someone in [...]
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