end of days
Environment to Google: Tell world we’re pissed.
This is crazy. Google claims it’s a computer error (do they make those) but everyone in the mid-Atlantic is freaked out because this google maps image of the Chesapake Bay included the enormous, fuzzy green image of a SKULL THE SIZE OF BALTIMORE hovering over the north Bay.
Chikai Ohazama, who oversees mapmaking operations at the [...]
STOP THE FREAKIN’ PRESSES!!!
CNN is reporting that Scarlett Johansson has been personally emailing with Barack Obama about, among other things, the media’s obsession with trivial gossip.
Just take a minute to let that all sink in…
Exclusive: Michelle Obama’s Shocking “Whitey” Tape!
The timing of this couldn’t be worse. This truly is a sad day for the Democratic Party. We had to do some serious searching to find this, but thanks to YouTube sleuth NashvilleFiles, here is the video…
Overly Over (Almost)
I have been yelling and screaming (mostly to myself) about how ludicrous Hillary’s “popular vote” claims are. A fair estimation (Iowa, Nevada, Washington & Maine haven’t released any popular vote totals) puts Obama up by something like 44,605 votes. Granted, that’s not a terribly huge margin, but it does shoot a pretty big whole in [...]
Quick Hits: Final Judgment, Armageddon, End of Days edition
• Today in the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee will meet to decide the fate of the hundreds of billions of voters in Florida and Michigan who don’t watch TV, or read newspapers, and didn’t get the memo that their votes weren’t supposed to be counted. Unfortunately the committee can’t do anything about the estimated [...]
Enough with the cranes already!
If you’ve looked at the New York City skyline recently, then you know that, as a city, we are crapping out (up?) more abominable Gerhy-esque condos then there are Saudi princes to buy them to use as gold bar storage. The fervor to fulfill the seemingly endless demand for these buildings has led to some [...]
Three really bad people.
(1) Fuck John McCain for doing nothing when Hurricane Katrina happened, then creating this faux-civil-rights, straight-talk-express=freedom riders, now I care bullshit. This is amazing and awful and turns my stomach. (Henry, you found this for me!)
Why is the popular vote so unpopular?
Hillary Clinton wants you to know that she has won the popular vote. She has even gone as fas as to evoke Al Gore by saying that we Democrats should not allow an election to be snatched away from the candidate who has won the popular vote. This would be a provocative argument if it [...]
BREAKING: John Cusack’s War Inc. Premiere Marred by Racist Looting!
So last night was an advance screening at the New York Film Academy of John Cusack’s new film on Blackwater war privatization and profiteering, War Inc., starring fucking Hillary Duff HOW GREAT IS THAT!? Anyway, things were going smoothly for maybe like, a minute when the sound stopped synching up with the film, followed [...]
Toads Predicted China Earthquake
A China buff lamented yesterday that the nation’s technological prowess had devolved. “Why, if the Chinese had come to know so much about earthquakes so early on in their immensely long history, were they never able to minimize the[ir] effects?” Why couldn’t they predict even a humongous earthquake like this one?
Maybe they could. [...]
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