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Open Thread Madness, Grover Norquist Edition
Conservative douchebag Grover Norquist is calling Obama “Kerry with a tan.”
So what does that make Grover Norquist?
No! Not The Country Club!!
First Tiger Woods and now THIS?!
“Even if you never met him, you know this guy,” Rove said, per Christianne Klein. “He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.”
Rove went on to say [...]
Cindy, you brought this on yourself.
Cindy McCain has made a point of attacking Michelle Obama’s patriotism by repeatedly evoking this gaffe:
“For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country,”
Perhaps saying that was a mistake on Ms. Obama’s part. After all, she does owe America so much for making her work twice as hard for everything [...]
John McC**t
John McCain’s Dietary Quirks Become a Campaign Issue
In the latest ad from MoveOn a terrified mother tells us that a dingo John McCain took her baby, or that he plans to in, like, 100 years. You see, John McCain will be alive in 100 years because John McCain eats babies and takes their life force. Totally true. Google it.
Delicious.
John McCain, Ladies Man
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s the one about how rape is like the weather…
As long as it’s inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
What’s that? You have heard that one before? Maybe that’s because when oil tycoon and failed gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams made that joke in 1990 [...]
Barack Obama, Jihadist Peanut Farmer
Here is the latest in John McCain’s never ending quest to compare Barack Obama to every Democrat in history.
“You know one of his favorite phrases is that I would be a Bush third term. Well I think maybe his proposals could be Carter’s second term,”
I may be missing something, but I don’t really see how [...]
Three really bad people.
(1) Fuck John McCain for doing nothing when Hurricane Katrina happened, then creating this faux-civil-rights, straight-talk-express=freedom riders, now I care bullshit. This is amazing and awful and turns my stomach. (Henry, you found this for me!)
Will Ron Paul people derail the RNC?
I’m sorry but these people are just crazy. This article today quotes a bunch of Ron Paul supporters as seeing essentially no difference between Ron Paul and Ralph Nader, and that except for “abortion and guns” they embody essentially the same ideals. Uhm, kind of (no war, etc.) except for Ralph Nader and his supporters [...]
The White Working Class.
Lost in all the coverage last night about how shocking it is that 33% of Hillary’s supporters in Kentucky would support John McCain in the Fall instead of Obama is the fact that, in 2004, 42% of white working class Democrats voted for George Bush over John Kerry. Same thing in 2000, give or take [...]
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