McCaingerous
Pulling Rank
This weekend Wesley Clark caused a bit of an uproar when he questioned whether John McCain’s time spent as a prisoner of war really counted as foreign policy experience. McCain’s camp responded angrily. How dare Wesley Clark question the judgment of a war hero?
It’s true that John McCain was once subjected to unthinkable torture advanced [...]
Cindy, you brought this on yourself.
Cindy McCain has made a point of attacking Michelle Obama’s patriotism by repeatedly evoking this gaffe:
“For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country,”
Perhaps saying that was a mistake on Ms. Obama’s part. After all, she does owe America so much for making her work twice as hard for everything [...]
John McC**t
John McCain’s Dietary Quirks Become a Campaign Issue
In the latest ad from MoveOn a terrified mother tells us that a dingo John McCain took her baby, or that he plans to in, like, 100 years. You see, John McCain will be alive in 100 years because John McCain eats babies and takes their life force. Totally true. Google it.
Delicious.
John McCain, Ladies Man
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s the one about how rape is like the weather…
As long as it’s inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
What’s that? You have heard that one before? Maybe that’s because when oil tycoon and failed gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams made that joke in 1990 [...]
Barack Obama, Jihadist Peanut Farmer
Here is the latest in John McCain’s never ending quest to compare Barack Obama to every Democrat in history.
“You know one of his favorite phrases is that I would be a Bush third term. Well I think maybe his proposals could be Carter’s second term,”
I may be missing something, but I don’t really see how [...]
John McCain knows how to talk to the youths!
With his recent youtube contest John “Hot Bottle” McCain is making an aggressive play to capture the hearts and minds of young voters, many of whom currently support Barack Obama. If his most recent humdinger of an attack is any indication, we should be very, very unafraid:
“I believe that people are interested very much in [...]
Quick Hits: Final Judgment, Armageddon, End of Days edition
• Today in the DNC Rules and Bylaws Committee will meet to decide the fate of the hundreds of billions of voters in Florida and Michigan who don’t watch TV, or read newspapers, and didn’t get the memo that their votes weren’t supposed to be counted. Unfortunately the committee can’t do anything about the estimated [...]
Enough with the cranes already!
If you’ve looked at the New York City skyline recently, then you know that, as a city, we are crapping out (up?) more abominable Gerhy-esque condos then there are Saudi princes to buy them to use as gold bar storage. The fervor to fulfill the seemingly endless demand for these buildings has led to some [...]
Three really bad people.
(1) Fuck John McCain for doing nothing when Hurricane Katrina happened, then creating this faux-civil-rights, straight-talk-express=freedom riders, now I care bullshit. This is amazing and awful and turns my stomach. (Henry, you found this for me!)
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