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Pinko’s Top Election Themed Facebook Status Messages

The Facebook status is the new bumper sticker. Here is how our friends are making their opinions known while, like, totally screwing their resale value.
Dillon has been waiting for this day since November 4th 2004.
Benjamin K already vorted.
Mark is too radical. is too risky.

To ease the anxiety

Sandy passed along this link to a live webcam of a box full of puppies.

Whoa.

Sarah Palin was not wearing any of her $150,000 wardrobe when she went to the polls today. Im fairly certain she was wearing No Excuses jeans. Also do you realize how insane it is that she never went on a Sunday Morning show and never held a press conference? Unreal.

Go vote, get a sex toy.

 
Seriously, courtesy Babeland. If you vote today, over the next week you can get something called “the maverick,” which is a “cushy soft penis sleeve” with “nubby tendrils.” Frankly I’ve been around the block a few times and this “maverick” is something I can’t even begin to understand, but unfortunately for you Pinko will report [...]

Claire’s closing argument.

Claire has been an exceptionally good sport these past three weeks, opening up her in-box (whoa) to Pinko for a look at her efforts to swing her fence-sitting, potentially McCain-voting relatives. We got word last week that her grandmother was voting Obama(!), but Claire was still reticent about talking to her extended family in Nevada [...]

The gay marriage fight in California. [updated]

We’ve been following some about Proposition 8 in California, the anti-gay marriage amendment that is up in the air right now. It’s been a scary and interesting campaign, from an influx of Mormon money and volunteers to a lot of tensions involving alleged (and real) black and latino homophobia. The intersection of race, religion and [...]

Halloween memories: Susie totally wins.

This morning in the daily briefs we asked readers to share their totally most awesome best ever Halloween costumes. Commenter PinkoSusie takes the prize breasts out hands down. 
My entire “commune” went as the Reagan Family in 1980. I was Patti, who at the time was the rebel who posed for Playboy and smoked weed. I [...]

Read this, feel better.

Chris Bowers at OpenLeft goes for it, sketching out the statistical case that Obama can’t lose this thing. “Obama Wins!!!!” Seems solid to me.
Late Update: Next Wednesday’s “Doonesbury,” which assumes an Obama win, has already been sent to the newspapers.

Why I hate Huffington Post.

I don’t mind John Mayer. That Body is a Wonderland song didn’t do much for me but I’ve heard stuff I like. Also I never object to him shirtless, or to posting several such images after the jump. But I just, just don’t care what he thinks about the election and I can’t imagine that [...]

Thanks for your insights, Joe.

Just to follow up on my earlier post about the misuse of Jewish fear, I’d like to thank Joe-the-mid-east-policy expert Joe-the-champion of the Jewish people Joe-the-fear-mongering-party-hack for his suggestion that a vote for Obama is a vote for the death of Israel. Thanks for throwing your hat into the ring on this one, Joe.  Could [...]