It was unclear at press time if the authorities where able to pry the gun out of Mr. Heston’s cold, dead hands.
Charlton Heston’s death makes John McCain the world’s oldest living batshit-crazy lolpublican
I have a third one, but seriously, a man is dead. What is wrong with you people me?
Update: Ok, fine. The third one [...]
I moved yesterday, so posts are few and far between, but for those not following the political blogs (what!?) I wanted to arm you with another talking point for your crazy uncle who thinks John McCain is a maverick and/or kind of liberal: McCain voted repeatedly and worked actively against any holiday for Martin Luther [...]
It’s Friday night; I’m home alone drinking red wine and watching Bill Moyers interview Corey Booker, messianic Newark Mayor (and nomad). Perhaps it is because I’m flipping between the interview and 1998’s incomprehensibly sexy Velvet Goldmine, but I just fell in love with Corey Booker. He talks about great “urban innovators,” changing the ways cities [...]
In China, pandas are watching panda porn to try and get revved up to make babies:
Clearly, we now know that pandas are actually human male teenagers. The evidence:
1. Pandas are loners, and usually only bang during a three day mating season (homecoming weekend) so breeders are facilitating familiarization exercises to acquaint them with [...]
Rode my bike down to Union Square yesterday to run some weekend errands. As i was riding down 14th street, i noticed the air was full of white bits - i assumed it was some sort of pollin (happy spring, by the way); it turns out it was feathers that were a byproduct of [...]
I don’t want to pretend that I even remotely know how to read, but yesterday I was at a lecture and remembered two books that Pinko’s loyal readers might be into. I’ve plugged Blue Grit, by Laura Flanders before. It’s out in paperback and has a new intro from Naomi Klein; it looks at grassroots [...]
than irrelevant white guys. A strawberry farmer in Idaho vying for Larry Craig’s seat will appear on the ballot as, simply, Pro-Life. The independent formerly known as Marvin Richardson gave his tactic a whirl when he ran (unsuccessfully) for Governor in ‘06. For those of you disillusioned by the voting system, rest assured that [...]
So, a New York custodian started his late night shift cleaning up the residual gluttony of a regular day at Times Square, and then KABOOM! Barack Obama suporters went fundamentalist and blew up New York just like his cousin Osama. Ok not quite, but this lovely lady was kind enough to warn youtubers of the [...]
Seriously, Religious Right: Horton Hears a Who as anti-abortion propaganda? Is nothing sacred? It was bad enough when you made Bert and Ernie a bastion of the Gay Agenda - and then in short order Sponge Bob too subtext. While there’s nothing I can do about the fact that hollywood feels like they [...]
put the children to bed and turn down grandma’s hearing aide. two grown adults are talking threesomes people.
a recent report claims that former New Jersey Governor McGreevy engaged in threesomes with his wife and a male staffer for two years prior to entering office. The threesomes took place after romantic dinners at … TGI Friday’s. [...]
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