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kidney stones?

So at this point I’ve basically come to terms with the polar bears dying out and the Atlantic Ocean destroying Brooklyn and deserts overtaking Greenland but this is pretty fucked up:

A new study, released yesterday, suggests that it’s not just polar bears, ice caps, and farmers who ought to be on edge about global [...]

Sustainability, NASCAR style

In stock-car country, a concern for matters like fuel efficiency and automotive emissions can be considered a sign of deviant sexual preference. Just one airbrushed #24 Jeff Gordon t-shirt can have carbon emissions exceeding most municipal airports. Nonetheless, when you’re an racecar engine builder like Bruce Crower (Man of the Future), you spend [...]

I had sex with Ron Paul and Alan Keyes.

Paintball Gets the “Terrorist Enhancement” Treatment

If you often find yourself longing for the halcyon days when paintball was just paintball, you’re not alone. The sport has fallen prey to an international conspiracy of jihadists. Because they used it to train for terror attacks, you can’t use it to let off a little steam on a Saturday afternoon. Unless, [...]