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Some quick reactions:
Obama is a Leo. (In your face Capricorn!)
His mom was a dude. (Stanley???)
He was born is some crazy Muslim country named “Oahu”. (WTF???)
It turns out His middle name really isn’t Percival which totally blows a hole in my “Little Obama in the Welsh forests” joke. (just google it…)
I went yesterday to buy my daughter a tea set. Every little boy needs a tea set, and with careful monitoring, it is sometimes permissible to allow girls to play with them too.
I stopped by my local toy store and was pleased to find a set made from recycled milk jugs. The company, Green Toys, [...]
He’s 22 and managed to get a $300 million contract to supply ammunition to Afghanistan. I guess I like bad boys. I wouldn’t mind Efraim Diveroli every other Saturday from 3-4 in the prison trailer.
Editor’s Note: ‘Commie Tots’ is a new series highlighting the products and trends for little subversives and their rabble-rousing parents. Up first: gDiapers.
We always try to be an environmentally conscious family. We recycle. We buy organic. We live in an apartment and believe that words like “lawn” and “car” should never be used in polite [...]
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