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Of the 49 (49!) debates of the 2008 political season, tonight’s was, by far, the last.
But even after the candidates left the stage so much was left unanswered! What is Barack Obama’s REALLY real connection to Bill Hussein Ulyanov Ayers? Is McCain off of his medication or does he just need to have his dosage [...]

Please tell me about your social security number:
It has 8 numbers, the numbers never changed, as long as I have been in jobs, I have never wavered on my numbers.
Please tell me about your past jobs:
I had some. Ones where I had to do things. I will not tell you what those things [...]

Below are Sarah’s greatest hits so far. What wild allegations and stuttering stops will she make tonight? Tell us your thoughts as the debate goes on in the comments; we’ll be by after for some analysis etc.

When I lived in Philadelphia I lived at 20th and Spruce, two blocks from the worst bar in the world, an Irish Pub called, creatively, Irish Pub. It was as close to a suburban experience as you could get in a major urban area; the sort of place you would go if you had to [...]