In less than 48 hours, those who haven’t already voted will start heading to the polls. So where is the race two days out?
Well, speaking to the British press, GOP pollster Frank Luntz “cannot foresee a scenario that John McCain is elected the President of the United States.” Fretful Democrats, speaking mostly to their therapists, [...]
But a new poll out of North Dakota has the state at Obama 45%, McCain 43%.
FUCKING NORTH DAKOTA!!
The Treasury Secretary went on the morning shows on Sunday to dance around a pretty obvious question: Why are banks getting bailed out for giving subprime mortgages but the people who got the mortgages aren’t getting any help at all? There is also some serious speculation that Republicans are going to force Democrats to take [...]
Ah Sunday. A day for most Americans to wake up, put on our Docker pants, head to Church and worship with a pastor who founded his ministry with a witch hunt against a Kenyan woman whom he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells just like Sarah Palin does. Seriously did you read that shit? [...]
NYT:
As Senator Christopher J. Dodd, Democrat of Connecticut and chairman of the Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee, put it Friday morning on the ABC program “Good Morning America,” the congressional leaders were told “that we’re literally maybe days away from a complete meltdown of our financial system, with all the implications here at home [...]
It’s election Day! In Virginia! Seriously — early voting starts in Virginia today. (It starts in a number of states in the days just following.) Stirling and I are packing up the kids and heading South, assuming identities, establishing residency, voting, destroying evidence, heading back north, re-establishing real identities, voting again. That’s basically the shape [...]
Seriously. Or kind of. He wants to kill the President of Spain but only because he thinks that he’s President of Venezuela or Cuba, maybe, and it’s all the same really, right? It’s probably fine though because he didn’t mean any of it because he has dimentia was a P.O.W. Also when Sarah Palin climbs [...]
According to an intelligence report being prepared for the next president, US dominance will decline in “political, economic and arguably, cultural arenas.” (Did we ever have dominance in cultural areas?) This is assuming, of course, the world isn’t swallowed by a black hole, destroyed by nuclear warfare in the Middle East, or reclaimed by God.
Isn’t [...]
It’s Wednesday and Ashton Kutcher has yet to emerge from my closet with a camera crew. It would appear that I am not, in fact, being Punk’d. Sarah Palin really is the Republican’s choice for Vice President of America!
Tonight Governor Palin will take the stage in what will undoubtedly be the most important speech of [...]
John McCain is likely to shake things up this week and deliver his acceptance speech from the rubble of the World Trade Center the ‘devastation zone’ that we used to call the gulf coast.
From Politico:
McCain was scheduled to deliver his acceptance speech Thursday but now may do so from the devastation zone if the storm [...]
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