[caption id="attachment_3025" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Treasury Secretary Paulson"][/caption] NEW BAILOUT ALERT!!! NEW BAILOUT ALERT!!! Again, much thanks to T-Sec Hanky Poo.  This second round of 800 billion goes through without Congressional approval even!  I guess there’s no sense trying to cram this into the news cycle before Thanksgiving. Anyway, sounds like a lot of money, right?  [...]

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS. Oh snap Sarah Palin is toast! An Alaska investigator ruled last night that Palin abused her power in the “Troopergate” scandal, an only-in-Alaska debacle where Palin and her first dude husband worked tirelessly  to get her former brother-in-law fired from the state police force. Palin, the report concluded, has governed in an abusive manner [...]