Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

Do you love bottled water but wish it was colder and wasted more plastic? Well there is a new product from the ominously named “Waterbank of America” just for you! it’s called Ice Rocks and its a fucking box of spring water all packaged up in a bunch of disposable ice cube trays!
It’s like a [...]

Awhile back I made a joke about the Great Pacific garbage patch being a good place to take a sexy get away with Oscar the Grouch. If I had been more intuitive I would have written the post about David de Rothschild instead, because the banking heir and kids book author is taking a “I [...]