So I’m still in San Francisco, where the continuing fallout and debate around Prop 8/gay marriage feels particularly intense. There were massive rallies. Bloggers, media and even Pinko commenters are freaking out. Gays are mailing fake anthrax to mormons.
Personally I’ve never been particularly passionate about the issue. I want my rights (which, if you watched the Presidential debates [...]
There is so much going on right now it’s hard to keep track. If you’re running for Congress and someone leaves a severed goat’s head on the front step of your campaign office that’s a bad thing right? The pundits say it’s going to be a landslide and Osama bin Laden has yet to release his [...]
Okay so we’re about to have a depression. Today the Wall Street Journal called for a WPA-era-style “Resolution Trust Corporation,” which is basically like Sarah Palin ordering the tofu stir-fry. Now I’m not sure who these Lehman Brothers are, if they’re hot, if they are willing to “play together” since they need the money, or [...]
Okay. I really want to write about something other than Sarah Palin but I’m just obsessed. Everyone is. What will we learn next!? Did she really call Barack Obama “sambo?” Is there more news about the trooper? What books did she try to ban!? Is Todd really the father of the down syndrome baby? For [...]
It’s only been two years, but now, finally, the political season is finally really getting started! The Olympics are over. School is back in session. People are beginning to pay attention. The Democrats have chosen Joe Biden as their VP. (The Republicans have chosen Mitt Romney as their VP, but they’re going to hold off [...]
So the Olympics are in full swing and I have a thing or two to say about them. First, Michael Phelps is toe-up. I’m sorry. Second, how great was the synchronized diving? I love how they get right out of the pool and shower together it’s so precious. Lastly, why does NBC want that gymnast [...]
I’m back from a week on the magnificent shores of Ocean City, Maryland where a mother-fucking SHARK washed up ten blocks away from my house. Hide the kids! This is the DAY of the show y’all. Amazing. And while I did miss out on the shocking Montauk monster and the Great Riptide Panic of [...]
Lots of crazy stuff happened this week. Ryan Seacrest proved that you shouldn’t swim for at least two hours after having Rhinoplasty. John McCain proved that the entire Republican platform now consists of whining about Barack Obama. And rapper Nas proved that threating Bill O’Rielly with cannibalism actually counts as elevating the debate over at [...]
So much went down since Bastille Day, our last Gay Marry It … or Abort It? John McCain forgot where everything was and kept talking about Czechoslovakia even though it doesn’t exist anymore; Al Gore threw it down on global warming; I ate 14 tubs of queso in Austin, and Shannen Doherty is back on the [...]
Tomorrow is Bastille Day, otherwise known as the REAL Independence Day for Pinko leftie commies like us. In a week where Barack Obama was blasted for “getting most of his ideas from Europe,” and where I went to the Shake Shack and did some secret midday eating all up on some Freedom Fries covered in [...]
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