Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

go phillies! shhh.

I have to level with you here. While we pride ourselves on being a “lifestyle magazine”, between now and November we will most likely look a hell of a lot like a political blog. I wish I could change that. I really do. But the fact is we have way too much crap to talk [...]

In stock-car country, a concern for matters like fuel efficiency and automotive emissions can be considered a sign of deviant sexual preference. Just one airbrushed #24 Jeff Gordon t-shirt can have carbon emissions exceeding most municipal airports. Nonetheless, when you’re an racecar engine builder like Bruce Crower (Man of the Future), you spend [...]

And the heavens rained down. 

One of the interesting things about trying to live a more “green” lifestyle is learning all about what a remarkable product bamboo can be, and how versatile it is as a sustainable material. Most bamboo is entirely organic, replenishes soil and sucks carbon dioxide right out of the air. Ha ha you’re not reading this [...]

so one of the guiding principles of Pinko is that we’re sex positive and think that you can do your thing whatever that thing might be, but this one is just beyond the pale.

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table The investigation began when a tipster gave police [...]

… is the Olympic torch. Indonesia, of course, is a little tiny country where every single fucked up thing that could ever happen, does, including but not limited to tsunamis, earthquakes, oppressive dictators, terrorist attacks, blood thirsty tiger maulings, outbreaks of disease, and death-spewing mud volcanoes. But still, somehow, the goddamned Olympic torch made a [...]

The election has gone from crazy to insane to plain stupid in the course of a few short weeks. I decided to take some time off from the virtual campaign trail and get reacquainted with the popular culture of our great nation. Finding nothing of interest there, I turned to Japan.
Two shows have been dominating [...]

So 1PM PST today the Olympic torch starts winding it’s way through San Francisco. Protesters in London and Paris have already disrupted ceremonies there — in one case extinguishing the torch altogether. Can the world’s most swingenist protest town strike a blow for burma and deliver a dropkick for the Dalai Lama? According to the [...]

So, apparently the New York Giants is an actual football team and they won themselves some kind of football match tonight while I was busy watching lizards do the thriller dance. Speaking of awful commercials, Sobe wasn’t the only company to drop a turd in my DVR tonight. Democrat James Carville and former Sen. [...]