Posts Tagged ‘Jesus is a series of tubes!’

A time for Action! Sexy Vice Presidential Action!

According to an intelligence report being prepared for the next president, US dominance will decline in “political, economic and arguably, cultural arenas.” (Did we ever have dominance in cultural areas?) This is assuming, of course, the world isn’t swallowed by a black hole, destroyed by nuclear warfare in the Middle East, or reclaimed by God.
Isn’t [...]

John McCain to be beamed up to Jesus.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I got a press release from the Republican National Committee about one of the single biggest issues facing America today: The design and construction of the podium where John McCain will accidentally fall asleep give his acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention. Not kidding here! I got a press release. About a podium. A [...]

“I look shockingly like Frank Black, and I vote.”

And the winner of the Obama in :30 contest is… wait a second. Is that Frank Black?

Too Hot For MoveOn.org

MoveOn.org took a note from Barack Obama’s positive style and requested that all submissions to their Obama in :30 competition be “positive ads about Barack Obama, not attack ads about others.”
But what fun is that?
In flagrant defiance of the rules, Misplaced Planet’s submission is more like an over the top attack on John McCain. They’ve [...]

Out of Gas II: The Revenge

Despite Ben Wyskida’s blistering indictment last night, John McCain and Hillary Clinton just will not back down from their insane “gas tax holiday”. Hillary Clinton went a step further yesterday and actually cut an attack ad blasting Barack Obama for his refusal to support what TPM’s David Kurtz is calling the “model of reactive, politically [...]

Not Funny Because It’s True

Today is the much-anticipated date of Pope Benedict XVI’s first trip to the US as pontiff. We as a nation are so happy to see him, that we got our best President on the horn and told him to go give that Pope a ride home from the aerodrome. Which reminds me of a [...]

And I Am Telling You…

Hillary Clinton has now officially said that no matter what happens she is staying in the race until the convention 5 months from now. She is now essentially depending on the credentials committee to swing it her way at the convention. Unfortunatley for her, the credentials committee will be made up almost entirely of Obama [...]

An American “Triumph of the Will” with will.i.am as Leni Riefenstahl

Ok, I’m pretty deep in the whole Obamania thing at this point, but I have to admit this video makes me just a little uncomfortable.
 

 
And yes, that is Ugly Betty’s own Eric Mabius under all that beard. I think Obama should get to be president based purely on Mabius’ performance as the creepy, naughty Dean [...]

Fair & barely legalbalanced.

We already knew that Fox News was politi-porn for our right wing friends but did you know that Fox News is also like, porn porn too? The hottest babes on all-day-highly-biased-corporate-controlled news are finally available on one scorching vid. That’s right folks the new FOX Attacks!
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Who will run the trains? Europe is totally doomed.

There is a new film out this week by insane, racist Nazis Christian Conservatives warning of the coming “Demographic Winter” in Europe, a phenomenon in which the “liberalization” of sexuality (i.e. women getting jobs, gays getting gay, etc.) has precipitated a decline in European birthrates that is basically going to wipe out the entire continent. [...]