Seriously, courtesy Babeland. If you vote today, over the next week you can get something called “the maverick,” which is a “cushy soft penis sleeve” with “nubby tendrils.” Frankly I’ve been around the block a few times and this “maverick” is something I can’t even begin to understand, but unfortunately for you Pinko will report [...]
Free ice cream, 5-8!
Maybe with 34 hours until the polls close I’m open to being moved by just about anything but Starbucks took a nice leap here in reclaiming their sullied brand. They don’t even want proof! You just have to say “I voted” and you get a big steaming cup of mediocre but functional coffee.
I know that that many of us grew up without attention spans and are preoccupied with the triumph of the global Jewish conspiracy financial crisis, so I thought we should have a rundown of some of the other news no one is paying attention to:
* a powerful Congolese warlord has declared his intent for a full-scale resumption [...]
So I voted in my local primary yesterday, thanks to a lot of pushy canvasers lambasting me while I was walking my dog. None of them seemed to know anything about the candiates dog related policies, but they complimented Baxter’s unique coloring, and asked me if I was going to vote. I lied and said [...]
If I get the chance I have a much longer piece I want to write about this, but I’ve become really fascinated by Mayor Bloombergs stubborn determination to make really bold gestures around sustainability. This week he proposed this plan that would put windmills on major city skyscrapers, on some bridges, landmarks, and possibly in [...]
In our several months of producing Pinko, I’ve learned a thing or two. Mention Vanessa Williams: traffic goes up. Write high-minded posts highlighting awesome non-profits: traffic goes down. Etc. One thing I know for sure, though, is not to fuck with the holocaust. Today in Israel Barack Obama visited Yad Vashem, the extremely solemn Israeli [...]
D.C. rapper and Go-Go enthusiast Wale (think valet not whale) has a new mix tape out called “The Mix Tape About Nothing”. As you might have guessed from the title and cover art, it contains more than a few references to Seinfeld.
If you’re already skeptical, rest assured that Wale’s skill as a lyricist lends more [...]
Lost in all the coverage last night about how shocking it is that 33% of Hillary’s supporters in Kentucky would support John McCain in the Fall instead of Obama is the fact that, in 2004, 42% of white working class Democrats voted for George Bush over John Kerry. Same thing in 2000, give or take [...]
I was psyched to see John Edwards endorse Barack Obama, largely because he is so lithe and sinewy committed to ending poverty, and because John Edwards is someone who can pull him to the left policy-wise and might make a killer Attorney General. But I was struck by the wording of his speech:
“There is one [...]
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