Saxby “Penis-faced buffoon” Chambliss will face Jim “no-real-funny-facial-characteristics-to-speak-of” Martin in today’s Georgia Senate run-off. The GOP has been sending every marquee player they have to try and rally the base. Today we’ll see if it pays off for them. Let’s hope not. We’ll bring you the results as soon as we get them.

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Remember how Starbucks used to be inevitable? The poster child for globalization and homogenous living and it couldn’t be stopped?  Also how I couldn’t stop having those peppermint mochas at Christmas I’m sorry! Yesterday the released an earnings report and profits fell 97% last quarter! That’s a shitload. Partly it’s because of the [...]

Last week the Democrats won all over the place, but Barack Obama is still a few Senators short of the magic “60 seats” in the Senate needed to get through a range of really bold policy changes. There is a big chance to get closer, and to boot out a genuinely terrible person in the [...]