PINKO DAILY BRIEFS. Oh snap Sarah Palin is toast! An Alaska investigator ruled last night that Palin abused her power in the “Troopergate” scandal, an only-in-Alaska debacle where Palin and her first dude husband worked tirelessly  to get her former brother-in-law fired from the state police force. Palin, the report concluded, has governed in an abusive manner [...]