I never thought I would be justified in using the tags John McCain Viagra Bratwurst until now. Pinko tipster and unofficial cupcake finder Big D sends us this disturbing picture from the East Village taken somewhere near the Bavarian biergarten Zum Schneider.
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Since John McCain may go on the attack in the debate tonight, we wanted to make sure everyone understood his logic and could clearly follow his line of reasoning. The first thing to know is this: Kevin Bacon starred in Sleepers. Did you SEE Sleepers? If you saw it you know the truth, that Kevin Bacon is an [...]
Quickly, Mark Ambinder had this strong analysis of where the Presidential Race stands today. John McCain has pulled his ads and staff out of Michigan and is shifting from offense to defense; give this a read.
Americablog just posted photos, then a slow motion video (below) showing McCain at a speech this morning. During the speech he had two weird facial twitches, then got lost on stage. A mini-stroke? Bells palsy? Actual realization that he’s made Sarah Palin second in line to be leader of the free world? CRYSTAL METH? Decide [...]
All this no-bate, yes-bate, some kinda-bate debating has whipped everyone into a frenzy. What questions do Americans want to see? What tactics? Here is a good NYT rundown previewing what to look for; here are “8 questions the debate will answer” from the Washington Post.
But there is one question nobody is asking: tequila or vodka?
For [...]
One of the main problems with working in advertising is that we’re often asked to operate under extremely short time constraints. Sometimes the content of an ad depends on events that happen after your deadline. Essentially in the future. When this occurs you typically create multiple versions of your ad and send them all to [...]
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: It’s Friday! Here’s what’s up: There is no bailout package yet so we’re still going to have a great depression. The conventional wisdom now is that McCain going back to DC may have actually tanked the proposed bailout. My thought: Republicans are holding up the bailout so they can pass it later [...]
We know we know: The ploy John McCain announced minutes ago to suspend his campaign (and postpone Friday’s debate) is a gambit that signals a campaign in deep trouble. OMG what if it shows real leadership and it works omg. But McCain was a POW! So his judgement is sound. Therefore we’re following his lead. [...]
So either John McCain has some early onset or Spain has joined our enemies list and possibly a new axis of evil. (Eat it Belgium!) Assuming the original maverick is totally lucid here, let’s take a minute to review John McCain’s top ten reasons for attacking Spain:
10. 1992 Summer Games: WORST. OLYMPICS. EVER.
9. Tapas.
8. Spanish Government [...]
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