French animal rights activists, apparently mistaking Lindsay Lohan and her fur stole for a pad of butter, attempted to make a roux by pelting her with flour as she tried to enter the VIP Room Theater in Paris. Why flour? How else would you make a roux? Alternately they may have been trying to keep [...]

So I’m sitting here watching the latest Palin CBS news interview clip and I’m just going to shoot myself in the goddamn face and end it all. Also I’m trying to figure out where to watch the cocksucking debate tomorrow and if there will even be one because John McCain is having a mild stroke [...]