Posts Tagged ‘ LOLPUBLICANS ’

Who wants a Senator David Vitter paper doll!?

Oct 14th, 2009 | By benwyskida | Category: Politics

If you love Senator David Vitter, diapers, sex scandals and abject hypocrisy, you’ll love printing out this David Vitter paper doll and dressing him up in a Romney 2012 tshirt and your favorite sex toy.



SLIDESHOW: Your Healthcare Town Hall Meeting Shopping List.

Aug 14th, 2009 | By benwyskida | Category: Politics

Here’s what you should bring if you want to attend a meeting, have a nice day with your family and save Grandma.



The 2012 Curse! What Lolpublicans are left, and how they’ll embarrass themselves too.

Jul 6th, 2009 | By Stirling | Category: Politics

Make-believe Appalachian hiking turned Argentine rendezvous? A brand new real-estate scandal with its very own”gate” name? No matter what the story, It’s been a bad couple of weeks for 2012 Republican front runners. With Mark Sanford and Sarah Palin’s political ambitions both ending in awesomely bad press conferences, one has to wonder if running against Barack Obama is a full blown curse. The only question is who’s next? Pinko has seven possible scenarios.



Five Things That Aren’t About Maria Sotomayor or Racism.

Jun 1st, 2009 | By benwyskida | Category: Politics

A quick take on Dick Cheney’s email habits, gay marriage in California, some insane guy obsessed with the Zodiac Killer, fruity biofuels and more.



Gay Marry It … Or Abort It? Political Do’s and Don’ts Edition. [DOUBLE Updated!]

May 9th, 2009 | By benwyskida | Category: Politics

This week in our hot/not list: some missteps and good moves from the world of politics. President Obama and his Secretary of the Interior make some mistakes; Michael Steele and the Republicans make some secret moves that will secretly restore them to awesome secret power. Also: Condiments, airplanes and insane golf analysts.



Are you fucking kidding me?

May 6th, 2009 | By benwyskida | Category: Blog

Wow. Is this the best the Republican Senatorial Committee can do? Turn Kansas Senator Pat Roberts into some kind of weird hero? As PinkoSandy pointed out, all these states know how to keep people in prison and the military certainly knows how to keep people in prison. They also included Guantanamo detainee Omar Khadr on [...]



Five things that don’t involve John Edwards.

May 6th, 2009 | By benwyskida | Category: Essentials

Lashing flames of hellfire are coming our way in 2012. Plus: Black church homophobia roils DC, the teabaggers are riled up about Fox News, the Nod-Office is the most awesome thing ever, and Bristol Palin still thinks we need to practice abstinence.



Top Ten Gayest Moments in Republican History.

Apr 13th, 2009 | By Stirling | Category: Politics

Is it just us, or have Republicans been acting a little… gay lately? We’re not talking about gay in any kind of derogatory sense. We’re talking Barney-Frank-in-a-Heatherette-Hot-Pink-Rhinestone-V-Neck-Tunic-at-18+-night-at-Woody’s-or-The-Cock gay. Like Jim-J.-Bullock-eating-a-bowl-of-fruit-loops-while-watching-Project-Runway gay. Or two-men-enjoying-each-others-bodies-in-so-far-as-they-are-having-sex-with-each-0ther gay. You know. Gay gay.
Recently Republicans have taken what could have been their best chance of rebuilding as a serious opposition party [...]



Anti-Gay Actors Gone Wild!

Apr 9th, 2009 | By Stirling | Category: Politics

If there is anything I’ve learned from being an advertising ho-fessional, it’s that if you want authentic, real life people to sell your product, be it aftershave or your anti-gay scare campaign, you probably don’t want to leave your audition tapes laying around for someone to post on the youtube.

I love how everyone in these [...]



Unintentionally hilarious.

Apr 3rd, 2009 | By benwyskida | Category: Politics

The National Republican Senatorial Committee made this video to promote themselves! I like how it took two minutes to get to one of the women in the caucus, and how they left out anyone who has hinted at any support for President Obama.