Posts Tagged ‘LOLPUBLICANS’

It certainly worked for the Democrats.

I don’t know. Call me a skeptic but I’m from Maryland and I have followed politics there pretty closely, so I kept track of Republican Michael Steele when he was briefly Lieutenant Governor. I feel pretty confident in saying he didn’t accomplish much, and that he hewed closely to an extremely conservative point of view [...]

Deep thought

Just thinking out loud here, but I think Hillary Clinton would make a great Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs.
Just saying.

Associations

Republican Senator Ted Stevens was found guilty today of seven counts of making false statements on his financial disclosure forms and could now face up to five years in prison. And yes, he is currently running for re-election.
If you’re not sure who Ted Stevens is, he’s the guy in the fur vest standing next to [...]

Saturday: Naughty Monkeys, Plumbers and Hot Tub Fun(gus)

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Ben is in Pennsylvania this weekend so I’m stepping in. You know what that means? You guessed it! Pictures of women in their underwear mountain bike armor! Just me? Anyway, here are a couple of things to keep your eye on today.
Joe the plumber may be looking to add a failed [...]

Let them eat babies.

From frighteningprospect.com comes this caricature of Sarah Palin that is more eerily true to life than anything Tina Fey could have pulled off. While it may not heighten the level of political discourse in this country, it certainly is fun to imagine the Alaskan Governor feasting on human flesh 30 Days of Night style. Or [...]

The Good Times are Killing Me!

Fresh off the heels of the announcement that the Obama campaign had raised $150,000,000 flippin’ dollars in September, Colin Powell goes on Meet The Press and endorses Obama! I don’t know how much more good news I can take!
Colin, you know that time you said Saddam Hussein tried to obtain uranium from Niger in your [...]

Pre-debate bed-shitting

One of the main problems with working in advertising is that we’re often asked to operate under extremely short time constraints. Sometimes the content of an ad depends on events that happen after your deadline. Essentially in the future. When this occurs you typically create multiple versions of your ad and send them all to [...]

John McCain, Maverick Inventor.

Find out more about McCain’s fabulous inventions here.

Seriously sad. [Updated.]

Who is the economic whiz-kid behind the financial services and banking deregulation that lead our economy to the brink of collapse this weekend? That’s right! McCain’s “economic brain” and former campaign co-chair Phil Gramm.
And who do Americans think can best handle the economy?
Barack Obama 48%
John McCain 45%
And McCain is trending upwards…
[Updated.] Speaking of [...]

Sarah Palin isn’t a big fan of “Daddy’s Roommate”.

Ok, I’m sure this doesn’t really come as a shock to anyone but Sarah Palin, that weird unblinking hunchback running to be John McCain’s understudy, doesn’t approve of you and your dang alternative lifestyle. And she most certainly does not want anyone, least of all herself, reading books about it.
NYT (via Politico):
…in 1995, Ms. Palin, [...]