So the Olympics are in full swing and I have a thing or two to say about them. First, Michael Phelps is toe-up. I’m sorry. Second, how great was the synchronized diving? I love how they get right out of the pool and shower together it’s so precious. Lastly, why does NBC want that gymnast [...]

Dear McDonalds, Today I learned from the American Family Association that your company has “chosen to give the full weight of your corporation to promoting the radical gay agenda.” I understand that the AFA is now advocating a full boycott, which I have no choice but to uphold. Sadly, your support of the radical homosexual [...]