People are voting. (Hot people. Seriously you should have seen my polling place this morning!) Cockswing Bluff or whatever went 15-6 for Obama. Game on. With many many grains of salt here’s what we think will go down; leave your predictions in the comments. Winner gets a Pinko t-shirt!
Ben Wyskida, Pinko Co-Founder
EV: Obama 320, McCain [...]
I know it’s a little early to get nostalgic for Campaign 2008, but it’s been a good ride. Before the votes are cast we wanted to take a look back, humbly, at one media outlet that’s made an impact: Pinko. Here are our ten finest moments:
10. Last December we went out on a limb and [...]
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: What scares you this Halloween!? A poll showing John McCain only down 4% in Pennsylvania … with 9% undecided? This ad that undead Senator Elizabeth Dole ran making it seem like her opponent was screaming “there is no god!?” This NPR visit to McCain, North Carolina? These random gays? (Seriously. Google image [...]
Editors note: This piece was posted briefly last night with most of it missing and with comments disabled, because of anti-semitism a problem with Wordpress. Please read in full!
Everyone wants a piece of the Jews these days. In two separate articles in the Oct 27th issue of The New Yorker, various Gentiles try to claim the [...]
When I was a Senior in High School our gym teacher, Mrs. Johnston, stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed some “black kids” in an elaborate faked gym vending machine robbery hoax to try and get her medical coverage expanded to include treatment of a blood condition. Mrs. Johnston was, in a word, crazy. I [...]
An easy test is to check if in the last eight years anyone has succeeded in killing thousands of your fellow faux-Americans by flying a fucking plane into a local office and/or government building.
In an interview with Brian Williams on NBC John McCain unleashed a broadside against the namby pamby elitists from (You guessed it!) [...]
This morning I got an email from our friend Rita in Allentown, PA. Rita was reporting an anti-Obama “push-poll.” In simple terms a “push-poll” is a phone call masquerading as a survey, but actually is meant to deliver various rumors or negative dirt on a candidate. Rita did exactly what all of you should do [...]
Okay, so Christopher Hitchens, a GOP official from Wisconsin, Colin Powell, and 26 newspapers that had previously endorsed Bush are all going for Obama in this election, but it’s not all bad news for maverick John McCain.
He picked up a big endorsement this week from another group of mavericks with higher name recognition than any [...]
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS. At my sister’s suggestion I am using a photo of some Depends today in honor of John McCain and the fact that he may have actually been dying right there on stage last night. Seriously all that blinking! As for Joe the Plumber he’s not a gay porn star like we’d hoped. [...]
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