Dear Governor Palin,
George B. McClellan here. I am writing you urgently about last evening’s goddamned debate, where you cited my comments on Afghanistan as a defense for Senator McCain’s proposed “surge” in Afghanistan. The goddamned media is really all over you. They say you didn’t mean to refer to me. That I’ve been dead since 1885, [...]
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“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive VP Tracy Reiman “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to [...]
TO: Ben
FR: Stirling, Pinko Staff, Loyal Pinko Readers
RE: Goals for 2008 Pinko Democratic National Convention Coverage
Saturday August 23, 2008
Dear Ben,
We know you will be in Denver all week, and that you will be there with a press credential and everything. Pinko has come so far! Although it may be hard for you to post, this [...]
Dear John McCain,
In your latest campaign ad you claim that you are the original Maverick. What kind of bullshit is that?
Maverick my chapped old-man ass! Ask anyone and they’ll tell you. I was the original Maverick! I’ve was a Maverick back when you where just another asshole in danger of failing out of Annapolis! [...]
Dear McDonalds,
Today I learned from the American Family Association that your company has “chosen to give the full weight of your corporation to promoting the radical gay agenda.” I understand that the AFA is now advocating a full boycott, which I have no choice but to uphold. Sadly, your support of the radical homosexual agenda [...]
Editor’s Note: After making a string of controversial remarks recently, Geraldine Ferraro has announced in a letter to Hillary Clinton that she is resigning from her campaign finance committee. Pinko has obtained an exclusive copy of this unedited letter.
Dear Hil,
What the fuck did I say? I read your open letter from January when you reminded [...]
Dear America,
On Tuesday, voters in Ohio, Texas, Rhode Island and Vermont will have their chance to add their voices to the millions across the country calling for change. Over the course of this election, we have been building a broad collition of Democrats, Independant, and even some Republicans, so that we can have a working [...]
Dear America,
I want to thank you. Over the last two weeks, I listened to you and, in the process, I found my own voice. That voice told me something that really shocked me: I’m running for President against a black person. As I campaign between now and Super Tuesday, I am going to try and [...]
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