Here’s what you should bring if you want to attend a meeting, have a nice day with your family and save Grandma.

A quick take on Dick Cheney’s email habits, gay marriage in California, some insane guy obsessed with the Zodiac Killer, fruity biofuels and more.

This should be really fun. See if you can guess what she said yesterday!
1) “[Men] are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.”
2) “Wasn’t Bobby [Jindal] great in Slumdog Millionaire?
3) “I just loved Michael Steele in Amistad!”
4) “Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us [...]

Editor’s note: Yesterday we wrote about Michelle Bachmann’s alarming attempt to be “down” with Micheal Steele at CPAC. Now, Pinko has received more of her speech. Beware. This woman has a mouth like a sailor.
What’up CPAC? We gots mothafuckin’ Micheal Steele all up in dis bitch! We bought ta bring da mothafuckin’ ruckus! It be [...]

I’ve never really cared for them. I’ve also had a particularly bad taste in my mouth ever since they ran a picture of the children killed by their recently laid-off father under the headline “TERMINATED!”. I’m all for levity, but that’s downright sick.
But this is just awful, maybe even criminal. The Post took aim at [...]

I’m not sure if anyone else is following this, but today there was a heated battle between sole black republican Michael Steele and former whites-only country club member Katon Dawson over who would get to control the GOP. Steele won.
Also someone named Saul Anuzis was running. He’s was always a distant third but we hoped [...]

Georgia Sen. Saxby Chambliss, of “Max Cleland = Osama bin Laden” fame, draws the battle lines:
He predicted the crowds of [African-American] early voters would motivate Republicans to turn out. “It has also got our side energized, they see what is happening,” he said.
If that doesn’t draw a clear enough picture for you, consider this:
The Republican [...]

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: There are some serious concerns that Democrats and Obama supporters are going to get complacent and blow this thing. As a little extra motivation to start the week (Colin Powell, $150 million, economy still in free-fall, blah blah blah) I thought I would scrap our usual format and just list the outrageous [...]

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS. It’s cold out! We love it. Other things we love? Colin Powell and a possible Obama endorsement tomorrow. Obama outspending McCain dramatically because of all that money I gave him. This wonk-ish look at the rural-urban divide, population density and voting. This pumpkin curry I used to eat, drink and practically bathe [...]

I figured we wouldn’t hear this until next week at the earliest:
Former Oklahoma Gov. Frank Keating, a McCain campaign co-chairman, edged up to an explicitly racial attack on Barack Obama on Thursday, describing the Illinois Senator as a “guy of the street” before raising his youthful drug use. Appearing on Dennis Miller’s radio show, Keating charged [...]