In less than 48 hours, those who haven’t already voted will start heading to the polls. So where is the race two days out?
Well, speaking to the British press, GOP pollster Frank Luntz “cannot foresee a scenario that John McCain is elected the President of the United States.” Fretful Democrats, speaking mostly to their therapists, [...]
If you have a phone book and a phone, chances are you put out a poll.
Everyone from the LA Times to Reuters to Fox to some dingdong named Rasmussen is joining the poll party. Seriously. Stop now. Obama is up 4 points, up 11 points, down 4 points when matched evenly, up 6 points when [...]
PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: I was in Chinatown this morning and there was an elderly Chinese woman in front of the Post Office clubbing a rat to death with her walking stick. It was worse because the stick had one of those safety pad things on the bottom so she was clubbing it with relative kindness. I [...]
Okay people today is the last day to register to vote in a number of states around the country. In many places it’s also the last chance to change your registration, so if you moved from one state to another and just haven’t been on this than today is your last shot. No reason even [...]
But is another stock market crash, followed by civic unrest and an October of looting or rioting etc. the 2008 Republican version of an “October Surprise?” It’s a terrorist attack or a bin Laden video times 20. I don’t even understand the bailout vote well enough to know which party torpedoed the thing, but it [...]
Okay so we’re about to have a depression. Today the Wall Street Journal called for a WPA-era-style “Resolution Trust Corporation,” which is basically like Sarah Palin ordering the tofu stir-fry. Now I’m not sure who these Lehman Brothers are, if they’re hot, if they are willing to “play together” since they need the money, or [...]
For the last week or so, my beleaguered better half has been calling me from the road with travel crises and genuine work stress, and my response is basically “yes, yes, okay, yes but WHAT ABOUT SARAH PALIN OMFG.” My friend Carl (who has small town values, btw) and my Pinko co-conspirator Stirling are perilously close [...]
According to an intelligence report being prepared for the next president, US dominance will decline in “political, economic and arguably, cultural arenas.” (Did we ever have dominance in cultural areas?) This is assuming, of course, the world isn’t swallowed by a black hole, destroyed by nuclear warfare in the Middle East, or reclaimed by God.
Isn’t [...]
Ingredients
4 lb Ripened moose
Salt and pepper
1/8 ts Cloves
1/2 c Water
1 Onion, sliced
1 c Milk
4 Strips salt pork
1/8 ts Cinnamon
2/3 c Claret or weak vinegar
1/2 Bay leaf
1 c Claret or cranberry juice
Trim off any musty parts of moose and lard with salt pork. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, cinnamon and cloves. Marinate in claret or vinegar for [...]
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