PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: It’s OK. We don’t like your family either. I’m glad you’ve decided to spend Thanksgiving reading Pinko instead. To kick things off, It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without something totally horrific from PETA. You’re welcome. If you still need more they have a family themed video game called “Mama Kills Animals”. You stay [...]

French animal rights activists, apparently mistaking Lindsay Lohan and her fur stole for a pad of butter, attempted to make a roux by pelting her with flour as she tried to enter the VIP Room Theater in Paris. Why flour? How else would you make a roux? Alternately they may have been trying to keep [...]