Posts Tagged ‘Pink Bits’

McCaingerously Clever

John McCain has found a way to turn the total failure in Iraq into a positive for his Iraq-victory themed presidential campaign. From Reuters (via TPM):
Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Friday he fears that al Qaeda or another extremist group might attempt spectacular attacks in Iraq to try to tilt the U.S. election [...]

Black People Have It Easy

Geraldine Ferraro, feminist icon turned apparent race-baiting klanswoman (klansperson?), threw on her nicest hood Monday and had some “interesting” things to say about Barack Obama:
“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position… if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to [...]

NYT: Dems Like Hookers Too!

I just hate it when Democrats start acting like Republicans. New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been caught with his pants down, or some other vaguely sexual euphemism:
Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.
Mr. Spitzer, who was [...]

Hillary Wants to Carry Obama Over the Threshold

Democratic presidential hopeful and chief McCain surrogate Hillary Clinton has had some pretty harsh things to say about her opponent recently. Most of her attacks have centered around the idea that he isn’t ready to be commander-in-chief. John McCain is ready. Hell, he is the dictionary definition of readiness. Hillary’s extensive crisis management experience with [...]

A few things for Wednesday

** A coalition of activist groups stopped the construction of a completely unnecessary prison in the South Bronx. Good people do win, sometimes, and it’s always nice to see.
** This batshit crazy State Legislator in Arizona wants to make it legal to have guns on college campuses as a deterrent to people being shot by [...]

Early Predictions: Mike Gravel a Distant Third In All Contests

 
Sorry Mike.

Panama John

On top of being 4,000 years old, the champion of one of the world’s least popular wars, and an all around dirty dog, McCaingerous can now ad one more thing to the growing list of reasons he’ll never be our President. As you may or may not be aware, Uncle Sam has a strict no-immigrants [...]

Tennessee GOP to Jews: Obama Hates You More Than We Do!

The Republican Party in the Tennessee put out a press release earlier this week accusing Barack Hussein Gaddafi Hitler Obama of being anti-Israel and like, totally life partners with Louie Farrakhan. They attached the now famous “Obama in turban” photo just to drive the point home. Classy stuff. Now all you Jewish Republicans in [...]

Caffeine-Deprived, The Country Grinds to a Halt

No, the president hasn’t been assassinated. Nobody has landed on a virgin celestial body. Ed Sullivan’s cameras are not doing everything they can to avoid Elvis Presley’s hips.
So what IS causing that creaking sound of the country coming to a sudden and complete stop? Why, it’s the locking of Starbucks doors across [...]

Serious Business

Bestselling marketing author and entrepreneur Seth Godin had this to say on his blog:
It’s too easy to criticize hope. And in the end, cynicism is a lousy strategy.