I was about halfway through reading about the latest bullshit, batshit crazy, all-time low for the 2008 Election when it occurred to me how much Mark Penn, Hillary Clinton’s lead strategist, looks like Larry Drake who played Benny on L.A. Law. (And Dr. Giggles! Best movie ever.) Campaign 2008 is now officially retarded, as the [...]
South African Environment Minister Marthinus van Schalkwyk has lifted a 13 year ban on killing elephants. According to Schalkwyk, the elephant population has been booming in recent years. Apparently, instead of teetering on the brink of extinction, they are now merely staring death in the face. No real cause for alarm there!
So, if you’ve ever [...]
A few quick thoughts, fresh off my 4th place Oscar pool placement:
** The real loser tonight? America. As the first two hours of Oscars unfolded and frenchman after frenchman then some scots then more french people won Oscars, all I could think was: the terrorists have won.
** Ruby Dee may be 113 years old but [...]
Wow, it sounds like Obama is really running a dirty campaign! So what if the stuff in that mailer is all true? He is way out of line! You don’t see those kinds of dirty tricks coming from the Clintons! It’s not like Hillary’s people are out there trying to paint Obama as a radical-anarchist-terrorist [...]
McCaingerous could be headed to the big house, not the White House. Knowingly violating public finance system spending limits in the primaries could earn him up to five years in prison. Don’t worry. We understand he’s done hard time before. (What? Still too soon??) Maybe they’ll let Naughty Miss Vicki pay a conjugal visit.
Also, it [...]
There was yet another democratic debate tonight. Reactions have been mixed. Obama won some points. Hillary won some other points. Hillary blasted Obama for plagiarism and then stole lines from both Edwards and Bill Clinton in 92. At least that is what I read. I didn’t get a chance to see the debate because I [...]
From Politico:
Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign intends to go after delegates whom Barack Obama has already won in the caucuses and primaries if she needs them to win the nomination.
This strategy was confirmed to me by a high-ranking Clinton official on Monday. And I am not talking about superdelegates, those 795 party big shots who are [...]
A ban on sex toys was overturned in Texas! From the AP:
A federal appeals court has overturned a Texas statute outlawing sales of sex toys, essentially leaving Alabama as the only state with such a ban. The United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit ruled that the Texas law making it illegal to [...]
A study by NASA found it rains more on weekdays than weekends. They speculate it’s due to commuting cars, but you know it’s due to millions of simultaneous wishes for an excuse to stay home and watch reruns of Desperate Housewives.
Cross your fingers and knock on wood too, and new episodes will be in [...]
It’s official. With Nebraska, Washington, Louisiana, The U.S. Virgin Islands (It counts!) and Maine, Obama has swept every contest since Super Tuesday. Tonight’s win in Maine was especially important because it proves that Obama can win, not only among blacks and the highly educated, but among vikings in Carhartts as well. Obama [...]
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