Posts Tagged ‘Pink Bits’

McCaingerous.

John McCain is going to be the Republican nominee for President, unless his age catches up with him between now and September and he remembers that he’s actually 3,800 years old and made of granite. That’s why he keeps winning New Hampshire … it’s his home state. Cha-ching! (Did that joke work at all?) Among [...]

Banning Plastic, Promoting Promiscuity

This video is good: an essay by Dinelle Lucchesi …

Did I say essay? I meant list. I’m too busy drinking a vitamin water, coveting coffee and feeling paranoid someone will notice my jeans are from The Gap. I can’t believe I just publicized that. Maybe instead of coffee I’ll have a kombucha. Anyways, [...]

Quick hits for Wednesday.

So we got a little caught up in Super Tuesday, a dozen posts in a row or something like that. We’ll be returning to our careful and delicate balance of politics + vegan cupcakes + hot people in their underwear. A few thoughts today:
** Closing out our election coverage, you can review our entire sad [...]

Massages. Rod Stewart. Cupcakes.

A few quick hits from a day on the town yesterday:
** I had a fantastic massage yesterday at Body Central by Union Square. Everyone should go there and ask for Stephen; he’s amazing and I wish I could take him with me everywhere I go just to massage my neck and my ass gluteus maxiumus, [...]

Obey Obama

Shepard Fairey, the artist behind the “Obey Giant” stickers etc., has thrown his support behind Barack Obama. Today he released this limited addition print, proceeds from which will go towards a statewide poster campaign. Here is what Mr. Fairey had to say about Obama.
“I believe with great conviction that Barack Obama should be the [...]

Holy shit! Tuesday election roundup.

**John McCain won Florida. This is bad because he apparently hates gay people; he said that it would be “fine with me” to be in Iraq 100 years; he assures us “There will be other wars” (phew! says the defense contracting industry); also he’s now 822 years old.
** Hillary Clinton won Florida (sort of) and [...]

Pinko Founder Ties Clinton in Florida

Ben Wyskida, Publicity Director for The Nation Magazine and co-founder of Pinkomag.com has tied with Hillary Clinton in today’s Florida primary. Hillary Clinton is currently locked in a heated race for the Democratic nomination.  Ben Wyskida is currently hanging out in his apartment. Both received a total of zero delegates today. Neither Mr. Wyskida, or [...]

Those Wacky Germans and Their Politaoke!

If you are anything like us, you’ve spent a good deal of your life standing in front of a mirror, reciting old State of the Union addresses into a hairbrush. If this sounds familiar, then artist Diana Arce has a treat for you! On January 30th Diana will be unveiling “Politaoke”, an event that mashes [...]

Obama Transcends Race, Opens Can of Whoop-Ass

Obama has just won South Carolina by the largest margin we’ve seen this cycle. The final numbers are Obama: 55%, Hillary 27%, Edwards 18%. Let’s take a look at those numbers:
Obama won by 28%.
The difference in votes between Clinton and Obama is greater than the number of people who voted for Clinton, period.
If every [...]

Fox Penalizes People for Lying! ROFL!!

Last night, in a shocking reversal of company policy, Fox began penalizing people for lying.
On Fox’s “The Moment of Truth,” which premiered last night after American Idol, contestants are hooked up to a lie detector and asked tough questions in front of family and friends. The questions include things like “Have you ever illegally smuggled [...]