Posts Tagged ‘Pinklympics’

Thursday Olympic Preview: Competitive hugging.

The amazing Margot put me on to the big event Thursday: The Women’s Gold Medal Match in Beach Volleyball, starring the US dream team of Misty May and Kerri Walsh. Apparently they hug. A lot.

How cute is that!? Also who in the world is named Misty May, and if your name was Misty May are [...]

What you missed while watching The Olympics

Everyone has been watching the Olympics this weekend, ourselves included. But while we’ve been speculating whether Michael Phelps shaves, waxes, or is just freakishly hairless, the world has been going on without us. Here is a look at some of the things you may have missed.
The Republican National Committee hates Smarty farties.
The RNC is now [...]

Get this guy a fixed gear!

So I kind of thought Barack Obama would look hotter on a bike than this. Is is the crazy mud guard thing? The helmet? He totally hates on that helmet. Still, he looks better than John McCain does on his bike.

Can they topple the torch?

So 1PM PST today the Olympic torch starts winding it’s way through San Francisco. Protesters in London and Paris have already disrupted ceremonies there — in one case extinguishing the torch altogether. Can the world’s most swingenist protest town strike a blow for burma and deliver a dropkick for the Dalai Lama? According to the [...]

‘Smells like Super Tuesday’ Pre-Super Tuesday Super Roundup

When in Doubt, Cry. Hillary Clinton is a close first or close second in many national polls, so naturally, she is pulling out all the stops today. At a campaign event at Yale University, Hillary got all weepy while being introduced by public interest lawyer and long time associate Penn Rhodeen. While such showings [...]

Child slaves in Liberia make Firestone tires.

Ruining your Superbowl right … about … now. This Sunday’s Superbowl halftime spectacular is sponsored by that venerable U.S. institution, Bridgestone/Firestone. (Wherever wheels are rolling, no matter what the load, the name that’s known is Firestone, where the rubber meets the road.) Unfortunately for Bridgestone, the rubber wouldn’t meet the road without the help of [...]

What in the hell is happening here?

Ok, We just found this photo from 2004 in the New York Times but we can’t decide what to make of it. Is Obama leaning in for a kiss? Is he just jealous of Jackson’s rather formidable mustache? You tell us! Post your captions in the comments below.
buzz-it!

Clinton, Rove or Ra’s Al Ghul?

Game time! Read the quotes below and see if you can tell who said them. Was it Hillary Clinton, Karl Rove, or Batman Begins villain Ra’s Al Ghul? You’ll have to focus — it’s trickier than you think:
#1 “It is tempting anytime things seem quieter for a minute on the international front to think that [...]

Best of the Wests: Cornel vs. Kanye

Using Pinko Magazine’s faux-patented, quasi-scientific system, we finally end to the age-old debate: who is the best of the Wests?
Is it Cornel West, the man who taught us, although it sounds obvious, that race really does matter? Or, is it Kanye West, the man who brought conflict free and conspicuous consumption together at long last?
The [...]