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PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Remember how Starbucks used to be inevitable? The poster child for globalization and homogenous living and it couldn’t be stopped?  Also how I couldn’t stop having those peppermint mochas at Christmas I’m sorry! Yesterday the released an earnings report and profits fell 97% last quarter! That’s a shitload. Partly it’s because of the [...]

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Everyone is devouring every word of this Newsweek insider series on the election, right? It’s so good. A colleague noted this piece by Andrew Gelman as his favorite to date explaining “how Obama won.” Warning, it’s not inspiring at all — just some solid, hard numbers and the story they tell. Speaking [...]

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Ben is in Pennsylvania this weekend so I’m stepping in. You know what that means? You guessed it! Pictures of women in their underwear mountain bike armor! Just me? Anyway, here are a couple of things to keep your eye on today.
Joe the plumber may be looking to add a failed [...]

An easy test is to check if in the last eight years anyone has succeeded in killing thousands of your fellow faux-Americans  by flying a fucking plane into a local office and/or government building.
In an interview with Brian Williams on NBC John McCain unleashed a broadside against the namby pamby elitists from (You guessed it!) [...]

PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: Sarah Palin’s toughest opponent? Skateboarding teens. I hope those kids are having pre-martial sex in that Wasilia Skatepark right now and sending video to info [at] pinkomag.com. Looking for a really great guide to voter suppression tactics, and a rundown of how to confront them? Check out this Jezebel piece. Really! Looking [...]

How many of the men from the Sarah Palin rally pictured below do you think have ever pleased a sexual partner? And with what frequency? Just wondering. I’m guessing that the third guy from the left made it happen three times in 2006. The “R” got there last week, but it was a total accident. [...]

I just caught the Sarah Palin’s cameo on SNL. Pretty lame. We’ll have video in the morning, but I don’t think I’m spoiling anything when I say that there were several times when Alec Baldwin could have easily just reached over and snapped her neck like a chicken mess up her hair. As fine of [...]

Since John McCain may go on the attack in the debate tonight, we wanted to make sure everyone understood his logic and could clearly follow his line of reasoning. The first thing to know is this: Kevin Bacon starred in Sleepers. Did you SEE Sleepers? If you saw it you know the truth, that Kevin Bacon is an [...]