Yesterday, at a campaign event in Virginia, Barack Obama employed an old southern colloquialism to describe Senator McCain’s assertion that he is now the candidate of change. Here is what Obama said: “John McCain says he’s about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is, ‘Watch out George Bush – except for economic [...]
My pretend girlfriend, Rachel Maddow, is going to get her own show on MSNBC! She will be replacing Dan Abrams, the hot yet kinda weird lawyer guy who spits when he talks, in the 9pm, post Olbermann slot. I first fell in love with Rachel Maddow when she co-hosted Unfiltered on Air America Radio along [...]
No, we’re not talking about The Love Guru. Although, if we had the intestinal fortitude to sit through it I’m sure we’d have some gripes there as well. No, we’re talking about John McCain’s latest internet video. The video, which stoops lower then even the record breaking lows of the campaign ads that proceeded it, [...]
I know I’m a couple of days late, but here at Pinko I don’t think we’ve spent enough time highlighting the important cultural event that was the 2008 Sturgis Motorcyclin’ and Wife Beatin’ Rally. I was just over at buffalochip.com looking for more info on John McCain’s Sturgis Keynote Address, and maybe a few nudie [...]
It isn’t every day that you see someone you know grace the pages of perezhilton.com. But pinko poster and fellow Hampshire alum Wilder has just sent me a link to a story about our old classmate Caroline Murphy and her lady friend fiancée actress Heather Matarazzo. (Whoohoo!) I haven’t talked to Caroline in a long [...]
Cindy McCain has made a point of attacking Michelle Obama’s patriotism by repeatedly evoking this gaffe: “For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country,” Perhaps saying that was a mistake on Ms. Obama’s part. After all, she does owe America so much for making her work twice as hard [...]
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s the one about how rape is like the weather… As long as it’s inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it. What’s that? You have heard that one before? Maybe that’s because when oil tycoon and failed gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams made that joke [...]
One of the benefits of working across the street from Rockefeller Center is that I get to see all kinds of cool things on my way to the subway. (Kenan Thompson wears awful pipe leg jeans! Russell Simons has a really fancy car!!) Last night when I left work I found the Sex and The [...]
If you missed it the first time we reported it, John McCain called his wife a “trollop” and a “c**t” back in 1992. Keep in mind that this wasn’t in that catty, sarcstic kind of way you would use “trollop” and “c**t” with your friends. Like “Hey C**t! You wanna go to Orange Julius and [...]
