PINKO DAILY BRIEFS: With the Palin-Biden showdown over and the numbers looking good for Obama, where does the race go now? Negative. Expect to hear a lot about Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright in the coming days. Arm yourself with this piece from last Spring. Also Tuesday night is debate #2, but is moderator Tom [...]
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“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive VP Tracy Reiman “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to [...]
This is just outside Denver, in hopes that people flying in for the Democratic National Convention will look down and think, mmmm Papa John’s. I am one of those people. I will allow this cheap advertising stunt to wash over me like so much garlic sauce, and purchase an extra large chicken alfredo spinach tomato [...]
In our several months of producing Pinko, I’ve learned a thing or two. Mention Vanessa Williams: traffic goes up. Write high-minded posts highlighting awesome non-profits: traffic goes down. Etc. One thing I know for sure, though, is not to fuck with the holocaust. Today in Israel Barack Obama visited Yad Vashem, the extremely solemn Israeli [...]
Tomorrow is Bastille Day, otherwise known as the REAL Independence Day for Pinko leftie commies like us. In a week where Barack Obama was blasted for “getting most of his ideas from Europe,” and where I went to the Shake Shack and did some secret midday eating all up on some Freedom Fries covered in [...]
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