Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

Jessica Yellin just appeared by hologram. Also Wolf Blitzer looks like Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf Blitzer! Lol. And Campbell Brown is a pretty compelling Janeway. Seriously though watch CNN for a few minutes just to see this shit.
[Updated] Now with video: CNN totally jumps the fucking shark and FUCKING BEAMS SOMEONE [...]

When I was a Senior in High School our gym teacher, Mrs. Johnston, stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed some “black kids” in an elaborate faked gym vending machine robbery hoax to try and get her medical coverage expanded to include treatment of a blood condition. Mrs. Johnston was, in a word, crazy. I [...]